|Position||Cooking show judge / language translator / amateur singer|
|Age||The middle-man between the age of trendiness and middle-aged|
Zalgo's appearance is relatively unknown, but we do know some facts.
- He is known to have seven mouths, making him a perfect cooking show judge. By eating from different mouths, he has no need for the sorbet "palate cleaner" between meals.
- Six of his mouths are known to speak in different languages. Zalgo is known to be an excellent six-way translator; he is a part-time employee of a number of anime dubbing companies.
- Zalgo's seventh mouth is a terrible singer. Rumors say this mouth sings a song that "ends the Earth" - these people have obviously heard him sing before, hehe.
Zalgo is a rather bland person. He has a strange desire to become a famous singer.
Zalgo has a mysterious power that allows him to appear inside comic strips.
His singing is known to be some of the worst in his quadrant of the universe. He is hoping to release an album, titled (You'll Have A) Sheer Heart Attack.
Fashion Sense Edit
As written by Trender Man.
What can I say? Zalgo's taste in fashion are... not as average as the rest of him.
He seeks to cloth himself in either glitzy, painfully shiny suits for pop stars or John Travolta's suit in Saturday Night Fever.
Important Pieces of History Edit
- He enjoys watching Jurassic Park. As did everyone.